Fear the Anaconda, LLC
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HE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE HIS BALLS.
A Fear the Anaconda original: confident characters, playful humor, and the design featured in our animated video.
Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex short-sleeve tee. Original front artwork with the separate Fear the Anaconda upper-back logo.
Soft Cream and Vintage White: 100% cotton. Heather Prism Ice Blue: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Sizes XS–2XL.
Printed on demand when you order.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Fear the Anaconda is for the crews, characters, and professionals who get it done and can still take a joke. We put larger-than-life comic artwork on everyday tees, with a wink for every trade.
Find your occupation, pick your punchline, and wear it off the clock. No indoor voice required.
